i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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