brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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