I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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