You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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