I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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