That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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