You're so nebulous sometimes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
