Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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