Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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