last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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