dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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