You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she told me i tasted like america
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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