Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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