just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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