i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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