that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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