Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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