Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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