She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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