you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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