Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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