Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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