super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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