drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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