Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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