I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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