one might say we're banned from that church
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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