check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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