Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Gay?
German.
Pity.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize
