Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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