Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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