I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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