it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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