idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you would pick up someone in the library
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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