I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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