Pregnant stripper...not hot.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize