i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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