Apparently you make a good broom.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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