I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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