And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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