Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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