her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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