So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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