i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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