Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's never too late to be topless.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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