i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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