Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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