Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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