I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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