Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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