took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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