You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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